People are weird

Man, people are really weird. So tonight, I dug up my bone that I keep in my secret hiding spot. I brought it inside, and man, my human, the female one, was all weird. Telling me how good I was that I brought in my other bone. (I have two stashed out in the yard.) I just brought it in to admire it. No big deal, really. Then I took it outside. She was all harrassing me about how I brought it in and where did I bury it. And she says "bury" strange. I mean like bur-rey. Most people it sounds like berry. Whatever. People are weird. I got to play with a dog today. I took my humans on a walk and we went to some weird place I can't go inside, but there are all these weird wheeled things that everyone pushes around. So the male human went inside and the female stayed outside with me. She wouldn't let me inside the place. It was cool. I had a lot to sniff and taste so whatever the male human was doing couldn't have been that interesting. On the walk back to my castle, we saw this other dog. She was really cool, but my humans wanted to go home. But I got to play for a little bit. The other dog's human came outside and was asking if everything was alright. I guess she never saw two dogs play before. Some strange guy came today and took away all the wood that was in the backyard. I had lots of fun things to chase inside it before it went out on the big white slab. Some long, skinny, kinda wet things and then something that had some legs and a long tail (like me!) except it was really small and slimy. They were fun to play with but they like hide and go seek. I took my bone inside tonight and I'll keep my humans up eating on it. That's the best because the female just tells me to got to sleep but the male gets frustrated and will take it away. It's my own game that I see how long I can play with things really loud and obnoxiously.